1. My ukulele is more rad than most people’s aspirations in life.

    Tagged #ukulele
     

    1. Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
    2. Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
    3. Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
    4. Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!
     
  2. Found this gem on the As Above, So Below wikipedia page.

     

  3. broternia:

    i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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    (Source: parkermurdock, via gentle-dandy)

     
  4. (Source: amajor7, via adriennegabriella)

     
  5. internetexplwhorer:

    Protestors came to our college to tell us we were eternally damned and this is all me and my friend had to say

    (via mynotsodarkpassenger)

     

  6. What You Crave vs What You Need

    1. Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    2. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    3. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    4. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    5. Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    6. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    7. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    8. Ice: The sweet release of death.
     
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  8. lostvalkyries:

    Danger lurks at every corner, when our “heroes” find themselves in an odd forest during a trip to the Dakuwaqa Aqueducts, in pursuit of the mysterious “Mavi”.

    [Inside Miranda’s car: Miranda, April, Jason, and Roxy speed down the street.]

    Roxy: There’s this guy in our neighborhood that needs a…

    I WROTE ANOTHER THING FOR MY THING

     

  9. "If something can corrupt you, you’re corrupted already."
    — Bob Marley (via psych-facts)

    (via lamevintagefangirl24601)